Wednesday, August 1, 2018

You Know You Are Dating a NIGERIAN Woman When...



Dude I've met the most beautiful girl I've met in my life Tell me about it She's Nigerian There we go! You're Nigerian. Dude, I need your help. You got the game You want me to let you know how to kill it? Man, that's how we do it. I wish you best of luck.

Thanks Are you religious? No, not really. Okay Yeah? Yeah Babe, look at the cookies I baked Great! You can have some if you come to church In the mightly name of Jesus..Lord, I want Chris to know you. I want him to serve you I want him to come to your house and worship you and exalt your Holy name Lord, there is nothing you can not do You win. We're going to church Yes, yes!He's coming, he's coming! Tell mommy, tell daddy..

Ok, ok! Babe you gotta watch this new show on Netflix Hey babe Babe Where is she What are you watching? It's my favorite show So what are we gonna wear for the wedding? I think of wearing something sexy or slutty you know? Okay, we'll have to we have to get going. We really have to get going Hey guys, we're gonna do some shopping, get our nails fixed. Make our hair. Oh babe.

That reminds me. Come, I have the card. You know I want you to look beautiful like you always do Thanks baby Bro, just do it. Trust me Kick in the face.

Now I just threw you into the cliff That sucks for you Were you expecting someone? No Ok, pause it. Pause it Hey girl, what's up? My gosh, I'm starving You have something I can eat? Yeah I do. Open the fridge Oh my God you have Efo Riro! Wow.

You Know You Are Dating a NIGERIAN Woman When...