So, me and my friend were sitting in the gym
and it was towards the end of the year we decided, you know, to play a little joke guys
we didn't know. So we decided to make the fake KIK account and set the profile
picture as a girl we didn't know. She was a model. I know nobody really knew her
because she wasn't that famous.
And a lot of guys started rolling in like, "Wow
you're gorgeous...Hey, can I get your number...What's your name beautiful?"...Things
that you know guys has never said to me. I enjoyed it you know...So I was like, "hey
let's continue doing this." So we continued doing it just playing jokes
throughout the whole school day. And it was time to go home so we just stopped. When I got home, I'm like "Hey let me make a new account." I can get that attention because I enjoyed
the attention that I got when I was there my friend.
So I made the account and I started talking with guys I didn't know, started lying about my age, telling them I
was 16 or 17 when I was really 13. A couple months later, my Mom went
through my phone and she caught the messages, and she was asking me, "why would...You do this you are only 13...You don't need to be doing stuff like this!" She
yelled at me "RAH, RAH, RAH!" I got grounded and my phone got taken away from me. A couple
months later I got my phone back and I. Promised myself that I wouldn't get back
on KIK.
Unfortunately I did get back on KIK and I did catfish still. I did get a lot of graphic messages They were all very inappropriate. Some asked how old I was. Of course I.
Lied, I told when I was 17. Then I got
caught again my ninth grade year. My Mom busted me. She was like, "Why are you still doing this, this is creepy, you shouldn't be using other pictures of a girl you don't
know." I didn't want her to tell her the real reason of why I did this I kept it
to myself.
You know it's sad because like I used to
be called ugly all the time. And I don't want to cry or anything like that but like
I used to get called UGLY all the time. It's like sad because like I used to go to so much when I was young and stuff. Like I used to get jealous of my friends because
they were so pretty they had boyfriends and stuff and I was like wait wait wait
for so long to find someone will who love me for me.
Years later I realize that you don't
have to prove to anybody that you're pretty you don't need the attention. I
mean you can get the attention from a guy who actually loves you for you not a
guy who wants pictures from you or anything like that. So I stopped towards
the end of 9th grade year, I have high self confidence and yeah that's my story
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This week, I wanna talk
about the baggage from our past that is affecting
how confidently we date in the present, and at the end of this video I'm gonna give you something that's completely free that I have
been working on recently that I know is gonna
change your dating life. So stay tuned for that. Let's begin. I get so many people
every week coming to me talking about the past.
Talking about how... "Matt, I've been single
for five years straight now." "How do I bring
that up on a date?" Some people saying, "Matt, I've never
had a real partner." "I've never had a boyfriend." "How do I bring
that up to somebody?" Some people talking
about how they have kids, and how do
they have that conversation. We tend to look
at a chapter from our past that is very emotionally charged, or has a lot of
significance to our lives, and then
make that the only story. It's like someone
who's a mother or a father telling themselves
that their only identity in life is as a mother or a father, and that's not true.
They have quirks, idiosyncrasies, they're rounded if they choose to be. It doesn't matter that you
bring up children on a first date, or even in a first conversation. If you've been married before it doesn't matter that
you bring that up on a first date. The moral of this video is not don't bring up your past, it's be more
than one story in your past.
So if you find yourself
going into something going... "You know, Matt,
how do I tell him this?" "How do I talk about this?" It might be the case that you're focusing
on this thing too much. I have women coming to me saying, "Matt, I'm still a virgin." "How do I talk about this?" And I think
you might be thinking about
this too much right now. What matters is
do you have a connection? Are you attracted to this man? You are more than
the story of being a virgin.
What a ridiculous
amount of emphasis to put on one thing. So go into your dating world as a rounded person. Look, I wanna say
something to you right now, because I know that every week an enormous number of people write to me
talking about how they are in a dating rut. Nothing's really
happening for them...
Maybe they've
been through a heartbreak... Maybe they're
coming out of a marriage... Or maybe they've just
been single for a very long time, but whatever is the case
they feel kind of stuck, and they wanna
fresh start at love. I started thinking about what I could do for people that would be quick and easy to kick-start their love life, and get them
back out there again, and I boiled it down to three habits that...
In my mind,
I said, "If you do nothing else that I say," "but you stick to these
three habits in your love life" "it will change
the game in your love life," "and allow you to
find love ten times quicker..." And I took these three habits, and I put them
in a free guide for you so that you can have them today, and start applying
them in your life. All you need to do
is go to 3SecretsToLove.Com The guide will
be there waiting for you. Download it. Start applying those
habits in your life today, and I promise you if you do them you will not
be in a dating rut anymore.
So I made this really simple. Go enjoy it. It's completely free. It's at that link, and I will see you next week..
So my name is Amy Webb, and a few years ago
I found myself at the end of yet another fantastic relationship that came burning down
in a spectacular fashion. And I thought, what's wrong with me? I don't understand
why this keeps happening. So I asked everybody in my life
what they thought. I turned to my grandmother,
who always had plenty of advice, and she said, "Stop being so picky.
You've got to date around. And most importantly, true love will find you
when you least expect it." Now as it turns out, I'm somebody who thinks a lot about data, as you'll soon find. I am constantly swimming
in numbers, formulas and charts. I also have a very tight-knit family, and I'm very, very close with my sister, and as a result, I wanted to have
the same type of family when I grew up.
So I'm at the end of this bad breakup, I'm 30 years old, I figure I'm probably going to have
to date somebody for about six months before I'm ready to get monogamous and before we can sort of cohabitate, and we have to do that
for a while before we can get engaged. And if I want to start having children
by the time I'm 35, that meant that I would have
had to have been on my way to marriage five years ago. So that wasn't going to work. If my strategy was to least-expect
my way into true love, then the variable that I had
to deal with was serendipity.
In short, I was trying to figure out what's the probability
of my finding Mr. Right? Well, at the time I was living
in the city of Philadelphia, and it's a big city, and I figured, in this entire place,
there are lots of possibilities. So again, I started doing some math. Population of Philadelphia:
it has 1.5 Million people.
I figure about half of that are men, so that takes the number down to 750,000. I'm looking for a guy
between the ages of 30 and 36, which was only four percent
of the population, so now I'm dealing
with the possibility of 30,000 men. I was looking for somebody who was Jewish, because I am and that was important to me. That's only 2.3 Percent of the population.
I figure I'm attracted to maybe
one out of 10 of those men, and there was no way I was going to deal
with somebody who was an avid golfer. So that basically meant
there were 35 men for me that I could possibly date in the entire city of Philadelphia. In the meantime,
my very large Jewish family was already all married
and well on their way to having lots and lots of children, and I felt like I was
under tremendous peer pressure to get my life going already. So I have two possible
strategies at this point I'm sort of figuring out.
One, I can take my grandmother's advice and sort of least-expect my way into maybe bumping into the one
out of 35 possible men in the entire 1.5-Million-person
city of Philadelphia, or I could try online dating. Now, I like the idea of online dating, because it's predicated on an algorithm, and that's really just
a simple way of saying I've got a problem,
I'm going to use some data, run it through a system
and get to a solution. So online dating is the second
most popular way that people now meet each other, but as it turns out,
algorithms have been around for thousands of years
in almost every culture. In fact, in Judaism,
there were matchmakers a long time ago, and though they didn't have
an explicit algorithm per se, they definitely were running
through formulas in their heads, like, is the girl going to like the boy? Are the families going to get along? What's the rabbi going to say? Are they going to start
having children right away? The matchmaker would sort
of think through all of this, put two people together,
and that would be the end of it.
So in my case, I thought, well, will data and an algorithm
lead me to my Prince Charming? So I decided to sign on. Now, there was one small catch. As I'm signing on to the various
dating websites, as it happens, I was really, really busy. But that actually
wasn't the biggest problem.
The biggest problem is that I hate
filling out questionnaires of any kind, and I certainly don't like questionnaires
that are like Cosmo quizzes. So I just copied
and pasted from my rsum. (Laughter) So in the descriptive part up top, I said that I was
an award-winning journalist and a future thinker. When I was asked about fun activities
and my ideal date, I said monetization
and fluency in Japanese.
I talked a lot about JavaScript. (Laughter) So obviously this was not the best way
to put my most sexy foot forward. But the real failure was that
there were plenty of men for me to date. These algorithms had a sea full of men that wanted to take me out
on lots of dates -- what turned out to be truly awful dates.
There was this guy Steve, the I.T. Guy. The algorithm matched us up
because we share a love of gadgets, we share a love of math
and data and '80s music, and so I agreed to go out with him. So Steve the I.T.
Guy invited me out to one of Philadelphia's
white-table-cloth, extremely expensive restaurants. And we went in, and right off the bat, our conversation really
wasn't taking flight, but he was ordering a lot of food. In fact, he didn't even bother
looking at the menu. He was ordering multiple appetizers,
multiple entres, for me as well, and suddenly there are piles
and piles of food on our table, also lots and lots of bottles of wine.
So we're nearing the end
of our conversation and the end of dinner, and I've decided Steve the I.T. Guy and I are really
just not meant for each other, but we'll part ways as friends, when he gets up to go to the bathroom, and in the meantime,
the bill comes to our table. And listen, I'm a modern woman. I am totally down with splitting the bill.
But then Steve the I.T. Guy
didn't come back. (Gasping) And that was my entire month's rent. (Audience gasps) So needless to say,
I was not having a good night.
So I run home, I call
my mother, I call my sister, and as I do, at the end of each one
of these terrible, terrible dates, I regale them with the details. And they say to me, "Stop complaining." (Laughter) "You're just being too picky." So I said, fine, from here on out
I'm only going on dates where I know there's Wi-Fi,
and I'm bringing my laptop. I'm going to shove it into my bag, I'm going to have this email template, and I'm going to fill it out
and collect information on all these different
data points during the date to prove to everybody that empirically, these dates really are terrible. (Laughter) So I started tracking things like
really stupid, awkward, sexual remarks; bad vocabulary; the number of times a man
forced me to high-five him.
(Laughter) So I started to crunch some numbers, and that allowed me
to make some correlations. So as it turns out, for some reason, men who drink Scotch
reference kinky sex immediately. (Laughter) Well, it turns out
that these probably weren't bad guys. There were just bad for me.
And as it happens, the algorithms
that were setting us up, they weren't bad either. These algorithms were doing exactly
what they were designed to do, which was to take
our user-generated information, in my case, my rsum, and match it up
with other people's information. See, the real problem here is that, while the algorithms work just fine, you and I don't, when confronted with blank windows where we're supposed to input
our information online. Very few of us have the ability to be totally and brutally
honest with ourselves.
The other problem
is that these websites are asking us questions like, are you
a dog person or a cat person? Do you like horror films or romance films? I'm not looking for a pen pal. I'm looking for a husband. Right? So there's a certain amount
of superficiality in that data. So I said fine, I've got a new plan.
I'm going to keep using
these online dating sites, but I'm going to treat them as databases, and rather than waiting
for an algorithm to set me up, I think I'm going to try
reverse-engineering this entire system. So knowing that there was superficial data that was being used
to match me up with other people, I decided instead to ask my own questions. What was every single possible thing that I could think of
that I was looking for in a mate? So I started writing and writing and writing, and at the end, I had amassed
72 different data points. I wanted somebody was Jew-ish, so I was looking for somebody who had the same background
and thoughts on our culture, but wasn't going to force me to go to shul
every Friday and Saturday.
I wanted somebody who worked hard, because work for me
is extremely important, but not too hard. For me, the hobbies that I have are really just new work projects
that I've launched. I also wanted somebody
who not only wanted two children, but was going to have the same
attitude toward parenting that I do, so somebody who was going
to be totally okay with forcing our child to start
taking piano lessons at age three, and also maybe computer science classes
if we could wrangle it. So things like that,
but I also wanted somebody who would go to far-flung,
exotic places, like Petra, Jordan.
I also wanted somebody who would weigh
20 pounds more than me at all times, regardless of what I weighed. (Laughter) So I now have
these 72 different data points, which, to be fair, is a lot. So what I did was, I went through
and I prioritized that list. I broke it into a top tier
and a second tier of points, and I ranked everything starting at 100 and going all the way down to 91, and listing things like I was looking
for somebody who was really smart, who would challenge and stimulate me, and balancing that with a second tier
and a second set of points.
These things were also important to me
but not necessarily deal-breakers. (Laughter) So once I had all this done,
I then built a scoring system, because what I wanted to do
was to sort of mathematically calculate whether or not I thought
the guy that I found online would be a match with me. I figured there would be
a minimum of 700 points before I would agree to email somebody
or respond to an email message. For 900 points,
I'd agree to go out on a date, and I wouldn't even consider
any kind of relationship before somebody had crossed
the 1,500 point threshold.
Well, as it turns out,
this worked pretty well. So I go back online now. I found Jewishdoc57 who's incredibly good-looking,
incredibly well-spoken, he had hiked Mt. Fuji, he had walked along the Great Wall.
He likes to travel as long as it doesn't involve
a cruise ship. And I thought, I've done it! I've cracked the code. I have just found
the Jewish Prince Charming of my family's dreams. There was only one problem: He didn't like me back.
And I guess the one variable
that I haven't considered is the competition. Who are all of the other women
on these dating sites? I found SmileyGirl1978. She said she was a "Fun girl
who is Happy and Outgoing." She listed her job as "teacher." She said she is
"silly, nice and friendly." She likes to make people laugh "alot." At this moment I knew, clicking profile after profile
that looked like this, that I needed to do some market research. So I created 10 fake male profiles.
Now, before I lose all of you -- (Laughter) -- understand that I did this
strictly to gather data about everybody else in the system. I didn't carry on crazy Catfish-style
relationships with anybody. I really was just scraping their data. But I didn't want everybody's data.
I only wanted data on the women
who were going to be attracted to the type of man that I really,
really wanted to marry. When I released these men into the wild, I did follow some rules. So I didn't reach out to any woman first. I just waited to see
who these profiles were going to attract, and mainly what I was looking at
was two different data sets.
So I was looking at qualitative data, so what was the humor, the tone, the voice, the communication style that these women shared in common? And also quantitative data, so what was the average length
of their profile, how much time was spent between messages? What I was trying to get at here was
that I figured, in person, I would be just as competitive
as a SmileyGirl1978. I wanted to figure out how to maximize
my own profile online. Well, one month later, I had a lot of data,
and I was able to do another analysis. And as it turns out,
content matters a lot.
So smart people tend to write a lot -- 3,000, 4,000, 5,000 words
about themselves, which may all be very, very interesting. The challenge here, though,
is that the popular men and women are sticking to 97 words on average that are written very, very well, even though it may not seem
like it all the time. The other hallmark
of the people who do this well is that they're using
non-specific language. So in my case, "The English Patient"
is my most favorite movie ever, but it doesn't work
to use that in a profile, because that's a superficial data point, and somebody may disagree and decide they don't want to go out because they didn't like
sitting through the three-hour movie.
Also, optimistic language matters a lot. So this is a word cloud highlighting the most popular
words that were used by the most popular women, words like "fun" and "girl" and "love." And what I realized was not
that I had to dumb down my own profile. Remember, I'm somebody who said that I speak fluent Japanese
and I know JavaScript and I was okay with that. The difference is that it's about being
more approachable and helping people understand
the best way to reach out to you.
And as it turns out, timing
is also really, really important. Just because you have access
to somebody's mobile phone number or their instant message account and it's 2 o'clock in the morning
and you happen to be awake, doesn't mean that that's a good time
to communicate with those people. The popular women on these online sites spend an average of 23 hours
in between each communication. And that's what we would normally do
in the usual process of courtship.
And finally -- there were the photos. All of the women who were popular
showed some skin. They all looked really great, which turned out to be in sharp contrast to what I had uploaded. (Laughter) Once I had all of this information, I was able to create a super profile, so it was still me, but it was me optimized now
for this ecosystem.
And as it turns out,
I did a really good job. I was the most popular person online. (Laughter) (Applause) And as it turns out, lots and lots
of men wanted to date me. So I call my mom, I call my sister,
I call my grandmother.
I'm telling them about this fabulous news, and they say, "This is wonderful!
How soon are you going out?" I said, "Actually, I'm not going
to go out with anybody." Because remember, in my scoring system, they have to reach a minimum
threshold of 700 points, and none of them have done that. They said, "What?
You're still being too damn picky." Well, not too long after that,
I found this guy, Thevenin, and he said that he was culturally Jewish, he said that his job
was an arctic baby seal hunter, which I thought was very clever. He talked in detail about travel. He made a lot of really
interesting cultural references.
He looked and talked exactly
like what I wanted, and immediately, he scored 850 points. It was enough for a date. Three weeks later, we met up in person for what turned out to be
a 14-hour-long conversation that went from coffee shop to restaurant to another coffee shop
to another restaurant, and when he dropped me back off
at my house that night I re-scored him -- [1,050 points!] Thought, you know what, this entire time,
I haven't been picky enough. Well, a year and a half after that, we were non-cruise ship traveling through Petra, Jordan, when he got down on his knee and proposed.
A year after that, we were married, and about a year and a half after that, our daughter, Petra, was born. Audience: Oh! (Applause) [What it means...] Obviously, I'm having
a fabulous life, so -- (Laughter) The question is, what does
all of this mean for you? Well, as it turns out,
there is an algorithm for love. It's just not the ones
that we're being presented with online. In fact, it's something
that you write yourself.
So whether you're looking
for a husband or a wife or you're trying to find your passion or you're trying to start a business, all you have to really do
is figure out your own framework and play by your own rules, and feel free to be as picky as you want. Well, on my wedding day, I had a conversation again
with my grandmother, and she said, "All right,
maybe I was wrong. It looks like you did come up
with a really, really great system. Now, your matzah balls ...
They should be fluffy, not hard." (Laughter) And I'll take her advice on that. (Applause).
Lele: Honestly, I don't know why I'm here okay?
I don't understand. Honestly, I don't know why I'm here okay. It all started when I started dating the popular kid It all started when I started dating the popular kid Twan fan:That his new girl. That's his new girl.
Hey Lele. Hey Lele. - 'Sup T-dog. -Wassup man.
- 'Sup T-dog. -Wassup man. Twan: All right listen up. My loyal followers.
It's my new girlfriend, Lele. *Cheering* (Applause) Cheerleaders: Ready? 5,6 .. Ready? 5, 6,- Hi guys Lele: Hi guys! Cheerleader 1: Yes, yes! Lele: Hey! Cheerleader 1: You! Lele: You too... And you too.
Cheerleader: You're our new captain. C1: You're our new captain. Girls: Captain! Lele: Why? C1: Hello, Twan. Uh, Hello Twan.
It's just Twan and that's it. You don't want me to even like try out well. Just make one dance move (claps) Lele: It's just Twan and that's it? Girls: Twan... Lele: You don't want me to even like try out? C1: Well, just make one dance move.
(Claps) *screams* Oh my god! *Applause *Amazed* Oh my god! C1: You are perfect! You are perfect! C1: You're in our team Teacher: Good morning *bored* 'morning. -Good morning! -Good morning. Before we start today's class, I have a special guest. Lele: He said we have a special guest...
I've been in this class FOR TWO YEARS! Teacher: Twan's girlfriend! Everyone... LONG. LIVE. TWAN.
Lele, real quick. I'm a fan of Twan okay and also... You got an A on a test. -What test? -All of them! WHAT THE HELL !! If you don't sit your butt down Mufasa, Oh moola bear.
Let's get the class started. If you don't sit your butt down Mufasa, Oh moola bear. Let's get the class started. *Laughs* Ahh! Twan:Welcome...
To the teachers lounge. Lele:So you don't want to go to the cafeteria with the rest of the students?Which is something you are. Which is something you are? No we don't sit with those those little kids over there. We sit over here come sit down here Twan:No we don't sit with those..
Those little kids over there. We sit over here. Come sit down here. We'll teach you how to do it.
Twan:I hope you enjoy my crabs. Lele:Oh ..Thank you. *Laughs* Follower: Wife material, right? You're so funny. *More laughs* Lele:This is how my week went, okay? *Claps* Cheerleaders:Oh my god! Amazing.
Teacher: Ladies and gentlemen, I am collecting homework. It's 9 o'clock if I don't receive it by 9:01 you're late. Where's yours? Thank you. Lele, don't need it.
-It's right here! -No, I'm good. *Laughs* Twan fan: You're so funny, Lele. Lele: Wait,wait stop ... Teacher:And the test begins now! You got an A.
First sample Lula best sit your butt down *Music intensifies* Teacher: Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Lele, your weekend starts now, you're dismissed. Say something. *Laughs* Followers: Where is she at? Where's she ? Wait, she's over there! Lele: I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING ! Teacher: Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
We have some great news today. Lele has graduated and been accepted to Harvard -WHAT? -Are you serious? *Arguing* Lele:Yeah, I'm not ready for college Twan fan: Look,Lele. He's mine. Say it with me.
-He's yours. -Whose is he? -Yours -Mine. What do you have? -Nobody. -Exactly! Lele: And Friday.
-You know you're an amazing person. -I know tell me more. Yeah.. And this week has been great.
You know? What are you looking at? Myself Lele: Okay, okay, you know what? Any... This is what. Okay ? I don't think this is gonna work. Twan: What? Teacher: What? Lele: Oh my god.
Everyone: What do you mean? Lele: I'm breaking up with you. *Shocked* Lele: All right, all right. Twan: I'm still hot, right? - Yeah. Tell me I'm hot! Lele: Seriously, stop! You know why I broke up with you? BECAUSE OF THIS! Because of all you! Because of all of you.
I am sick! I don't dance, okay! Now that I broke up with him... Admit it Yeah, you suck. Thank you! All right, I'm not even funny. Stop You! You ...
You can keep. Thanks girl. Lele: Oh and you. What kind of teacher are you? Teacher: A good one.
Lele: I'm breaking up with all of you, to be honest. This is not my lifestyle. I don't belong in this. You know? So ...
You know, just no hard feelings, right? Teacher: Listen, Missy... Detention Lele: And that leads us here in detention. I just don't understand why? Because he's my son LONG. LIVE.
(Siren blaring) - We good? - I don't know. I think so. - Oh, good! You're here! - Hi. - Have a seat.
Come in. - Yeah. - Okay. - Hi.
-Hi. Welcome to couples therapy. - Couples what? - Are you guys experiencing any problems in you relationship? No, no problems here. We should-- We should be-- - Wait, problems.
- We should go. - We do. We do have problems. - This is so amazing.
- You know what? This is exactly what we needed. - All right. We got problems. All right, you want to talk? Let's talk then.
- You will never guess what he did to me about a month ago. - Hey, babe. You wanna impress me? - Uh-huh. - Steal that car.
- Okay. - Oh, you're so hot doing that. (Glass breaking) - Wrong car. You're under arrest.
Undercover cop. - Oh. I mean, come on, that was an accident. It was-- how am I supposed to know it was an undercover cop? That's what they call it undercover.
- He knew. - It sounds like there are some sociopathic traits in your relationship. One of the red flags of a sociopath is mirroring and mimicking other people's behaviors in order to manipulate them. - (Australian accent) How are you getting on, Miss Hannah? Can I interest you in some tea or coffee? - (Australian accent) No on the coffee.
I'll take the tea. (Slurping) - What was that? - I could have sworn you were mimicking her. Just like a sociopath would. - No, no, no, I'm just-- I'm just half Australian.
- Still trying to figure out which one of you is the sociopath. - He is a sociopath. He is, yes. He is.
- I'm not a sociopath. You are. - You want to know what he did to me two weeks ago? - Oh. Oh, wait.
I forgot my jacket in there. Could you grab it for me? - Oh yeah, of course. (Alarm beeping) - I have to say, another red flag of sociopathic behavior is the intense stare. You see, they tend to look at others with an intense stare like Predator would.
(Ominous music) - Sorry, I, um-- I just zoned out for a bit. What were you saying? - I could have sworn you were staring at me the way a sociopath would. Oh, well, in that case, let's move on. Another common trait of a sociopath is using deflections and jokes to avoid serious conversations.
Do you have any of those? - Deflections, huh? He deflects any serious conversation I've ever put them in. - What do you mean? I've never done that in my life. But if we could talk about something else, that'd be great. - Hey, why won't you let me see Santa? - Just don't do it.
I just don't want you to sit on top of his, like, you know. - Okay, I don't care. But I want to see Santa. It's Christmas time.
Why are you mad at me? - Listen, I just-- I love you. Just relax. Like, what is the big deal? - Wait, you-- you love me? You just said "I love you" for the first time. - Why do you make such a big deal out of it? - It is a big deal.
- Yeah? - I love you more. - All right, um-- - Wait, where are you going? Where are you going? (Crash, cat yowls) - Hey, get back here! - There you have it. - (Chuckles) Wow! Woo hoo! Great performance, like ten out of ten. I mean, I'm not the sociopath here.
Clearly it's you. Look at all these acting jobs you're doing out here. - Okay. Okay, let's settle down.
- Great, like, killed it, right? - Please have a seat. - Amazing, yeah, I'll sit down. Take it easy. Take it easy.
- So from my understanding and research, you both were never sociopaths to begin with. You see, it seems to me as though you are just mean to each other, but you have so much potential. So I would recommend working on your communication and seeing me on Monday. Okay.
- We do need to work on our communication. - Take care. - Thank you. We'll see you on Monday.
- Bye-bye. - Bye now. (Dramatic action music) (exchanging greetings) - Come on! We're late. - Have fun.
- Ready, babe? - Oh, my goodness, I'm so sorry. We're your 1 o'clock. We're late. - That's because you were doing your makeup.
- No, I wasn't. - Can we still have our appointment? - But I just had my one o'clock. - Hey, have you seen these people, criminals? - Yeah, they just ran in there. They just went inside! They're crazy! Go get 'em! Go in that home.
- [Man] Hey!
- [Woman] Hey! - [Man] How's it going?
- [Woman] Good. - [Man] Um, are you coming
out with everyone tonight? - Yeah. I mean, everyone's
going right, so-- - Yeah. I mean, I'm going.
- Great! - Good, then we'll be there with... - [Both] Everyone! - [Woman] Steve.
- [Steve] Boss. - Are you free on Saturday? - Yes. - [Woman] You want to go out?
- [Steve] Yes.
- Great, pick me up at eight. - He asked me if I was going to go out tonight with everyone. So that's like, a date, right? - That's a date! - I knew it! - Oh, hey, I heard you're
going out with Steve! - That's none of your business. - I think I'm going to get a nice scotch.
That sounds good. - What are you, like 100? - What are you going to have? - Mmm, PBR. - What are we, 18? - Can I get a scotch? - Oh my God, hey, I just got
invited to Club Hydrogen. You want to go? - Yeah, I mean, it's only 1 am.
- [Man] Let's do this!
- [Woman] All right! Did you pay the tab?
- [Man] No. - Doesn't matter. - All new Friends is on Netflix. - [Both] We have to go! - This is fun! - What? - I'm having fun! - Uh, I'm having, I'm having fun! - No, I'm, I'm having fun! - Ross with the monkey.
- This is the best. - I had a really good time tonight. - Me too. - Can I come in? - Um...
- So am I spending the night? - Oh, oh, yeah, totally! Let's see what you got. - Awesome..
Hello. Hi. So, you are alone here. Yes.
- Great! Even I am alone.
Yes.
- So, tell me. Actually,
I like Indian classical music. So, even you like
Indian classical music. Right.
Yes. Even I'm fond of it
since my childhood. What happened? Why are you looking
in that direction repeatedly? Are you expecting
a beautiful friend of yours? No, I just.. Excuse me.
- Yes, sure.
You? Baby, listen to me. Try to.. Try to understand me. We don't have any other option.
We will have to elope if we want
to stay together forever. Stop watching too many movies. My dad will kill us and throw our bodies
into the sea if we get caught. But they are not agreeing
for the wedding either.
We will have to do something. Nothing.
I don't want to talk to you. Take your ice cream
and leave. But..
Akira! Akira! Akira! Akira, listen to me. Akira. Listen to me, Akira. Akira.
Akira, where are you going? So, Ms. Tarika,
did you find anything? Yes, many things. Get started, then. Are..
- Mr.
Abhijeet, even I am here. I see. You tell me, then. Should I also tell you?
- Yes, please.
Really?
- Yes. - Good. Well, you guys
already must have found out that she was
strangled to death. You might have concluded it
by seeing the mark on her neck.
Yes, Doctor.
She was strangled to death. Yes, that is how
she was killed. And she was strangled
with a belt. How did you get to know this? Look at this.
The mark on her neck is broad. And look carefully it is darker in some places
and lighter, in some. The mark wouldn't be so broad like the mark of a belt had she been strangled
with a rope. And there would be a
uniform mark around the neck.
It wouldn't vary like this. Excellent. You guys are very intelligent. Mr.
Salunkhe, I will become a forensic expert
in my next lifetime. Come on, Fredricks! Why are you
talking about the next lifetime? Find a purpose in this lifetime! Don't talk about the next!
Ridiculous! W-What was I saying? You were talking about the belt
and the bruises. Yes, the belt.. Look at this.
She was strangled
with the belt like this, okay? After that, she was
hit on the head from behind with a heavy weapon. Dr. Salunkhe, why did
the killer hit her on the head after strangling her? The murderer wanted
to make sure she was dead. Time of death? Between 12 a.M.
To 2 a.M. Between 12 a.M. To 2 a.M.? What could this girl
be doing at midnight? She might be working
at a call centre on the night shift. Moreover, we don't know
her identity yet.
No, I don't think she was
returning from a call centre. Going by her clothes I think she had been
to a party. And while returning home..
- Exactly.. Tarika is absolutely right.
She must have attended
a party because we have found
traces of Mexican food in her stomach. We have found
traces of coffee too. Mexican food?
- Yes. Come, I'll show it to you.
Look at this. We conducted a test and it revealed that
the food was Mexican. What did she eat? Avocado, tomato, onion, chips. I think she had tortilla too because we found traces
of vegetable oil and corn too.
And the most important thing. We have found traces
of nitrogen in her food. This is strange. Nitrogen in the food? Yes, Fredricks.
This is a common trend now.
Everyone eats scientific food
which contains nitrogen. So, she ate at a restaurant where they prepare food
using a scientific method which is good for health. There won't be many
such restaurants in the city. We may find something here.
Welcome, sir. Please have a seat. First tell us whether this girl
had come here yesterday to have Mexican food. Who are you guys?
- CID.
Don't ask us
any other question now. Answer us quickly. Yes, sir.
She had come here last night. But why is the CID
looking for her? We are not looking for her.
We are looking for her murderer. Has she been murdered? Tell me one thing. Did she come here alone or was there someone
with her? Sir, she had come alone. But she had spoken
to many people.
How did she talk to many people if she had come alone? Our restaurant had organised
a speed dating night, yesterday. Speed dating? Sir, I had heard about
driving cars and bikes at a great speed. But what is speed dating? Sir, speed dating
is very popular amongst youngsters, these days. We provide a platform
for boys and girls to meet each other so that they can choose
their life partner.
Does it work like
a matrimonial service? Yes, sir.
It is similar. But the focus is on dating
and not marriage so that the girl and the boy can share their feelings
with each other and date the person
whom they like. So, people can meet anybody and talk to anybody
in this speed dating event. Yes, sir.
The girls are seated at
different tables and each boy has
five minutes to talk to them. The girl rates the boy
out of 10 points on the basis of
their conversation and the dating agency
forms a couple on the basis of
these marks. How many people
had attended this event? Sir, there were ten boys
and ten girls. It was a great event, sir.
Listen, we want the details of all the people who had attended
this speed dating event. All right, sir.
Please come. Sir, these are her details. Ms.
Mala Bhirvani.
Her address is A 231 B, Juhu Caleb, 1111. The phone number is
65281119991. We want the details of everyone. Along with Mexican food,
did she drink coffee too? No, sir.
We don't serve coffee.
Don't you serve coffee
in your restaurant? No.
- Is it? Okay, get a printout of this. Sure, sir. Mala might have
gone out to have coffee with a boy she met here. And that is when she
was murdered.
What? How is this possible? No. Really? Okay, thank you. Such a big lie! Her name is fake! Her address is also wrong. I can't understand
why she filled up wrong details if she wanted a life partner.
That girl may be a fraud. We need to identify her,
no matter what the situation is. We didn't find a mobile
or purse near the dead body. That girl died 48 hours ago.
Her family or friends might have filed
a missing complaint. Purvi is checking.
We'll get some information. Goregaon Police Station? Has a missing complaint
of a girl named Mala been filed? Is it? Great.
Thanks. Can you send me a copy
of the complaint? Also, please don't inform
her family about this.
Sir. Yes? Sir, her real name is Malini. Her missing complaint
has been filed in Marol area. Sir, her husband and in-laws have filed the
missing complaint.
What? Why would a married woman
attend a speed dating event? Exactly. And she attended
the event under a fake name. Yes. - CID.
Look at this, sir. They have hanged such a large
wedding photo, yet Malini.. Had I done that, my wife
would've punished me severely. Sir, did you find
where Malini is? I'm sorry but..
There is bad new. Bad news?
It means Malini had an accident. Where is she?
In which hospital? Someone has murdered your wife. What? Murder? But w-who did it, sir? Listen, what I'm
going to tell you now after hearing it,
perhaps you'll feel shocked.
Speed dating! W-What is it, sir? It is a programme where
boys and girls meet to find a life partner. The night Malini was murdered she had gone to attend
one such programme. Oh, my God! Despite being married, she went
to find another life partner! That's it, only this was left. She has brought disgrace
to our family.
Sir.
I'm sure you are mistaken. Our married life was going fine. Then why did she need
to find a new life partner? Sadly, Malini is not
alive to answer this. That's why now
you've to answer it.
We are very simple people. Bhivani is our native place. We shifted to this city,
only a few days ago. Was it an arranged
marriage or a love marriage? Sir..
It was an arranged marriage.
Malini finished her
medicine degree course last year then we got married. Any tiffs? No, sir.
There was nothing as such. That's why, even I'm surprised as to why she went
for speed dating. Anyway, tell me.
The night Malini was murdered where were you? Sir, I was working at my office.
I was very busy that day. I was working late.
- Till what time? Around 1:30 a.M. After I came back, I got to know that Malini hasn't come back. Any enmity she had? No, sir.
There was nothing as such.
Sir, I think while
trying to rob her, someone.. No..
Robbery is not the motive because her diamond ring
and expensive watch were intact. Then perhaps, someone
she meet through speed dating would've killed her. I knew it that she is not a nice girl.
What do you mean? Well, she rarely
used to stay at home. As if she..
What is it called? As if she runs on wheels. She used to roam outside
all day long and talk to strangers. If we try to say something she used to argue with us.
Stop it, Mom.
- Why should I? Let me speak. When she was at home she rarely used to do
any household chore. She used to stay glued
to her laptop and camera the entire day.
- Laptop and camera? Can we take a look at it? Sir, here is the laptop. Where is the camera?
- Camera? Sir..
I don't think that Malini was cheating on Sohan.
She had some other intention
behind going there. We'll find her intention
from this laptop and camera. Sir. Where is the camera?
This bag is empty.
Sir, she used to keep
the camera in this bag. I don't know where it is. What if along with Malini's
purse and mobile killer took away
the camera as well? Yes. - Sir, the concept
of speed dating is pretty good but if one gets careless it might prove dangerous.
Yes, sir. Someone might
turn out to be a criminal. Absolutely. The event manager and the youth
participating in this should remain careful.
Sir.
- Yes. Sohan's lie has been caught. As per his statement,
day before yesterday he was working in this office
till 1:30 a.M. But his mobile details
says something different.
His office is at Andheri whereas he was in Bandra between
11:30 p.M. And 12:30 p.M. Near the restaurant where Malini
had gone for speed dating. Bring him in.
Sir.
You are mistaken. Why would I kill my wife? If you didn't
then why did you lie? You said that you were
in office till 1:30 a.M. Why? Sir, I..
I.. - The truth is that you saw
Malini in that restaurant talking to those guys.
You went mad out of rage and that's why you killed her. No, sir. What you are saying
is partially right and partially wrong. Yes, the other day
I visited the restaurant and I had even seen Malini but I didn't kill her, sir.
I..
I lied to you so that.. So that you don't doubt me. You didn't kill Malini. Right? All right.
Sohan. Let's assume that you are telling the truth. You didn't kill Malini but please explain to us.. Tell us that how come you already knew that Malini is going to attend the speed dating event
that night at the restaurant in Bandra.
Sir, Malini's behaviour had
changed since past few days. Irrespective of day or night she used to go out
as per her wish. When I tried to talk
to her about this she..
She started arguing with me. The other night,
one of my friend told me that she is sitting in a restaurant
at Bandra.
I felt heartbroken seeing my wife involved
in speed dating. I.. I felt where did I lack? But I didn't deem appropriate
to fight with her at that place. As soon as she came outside..
'Rickshaw.' - Before I could say
anything to her she took an autorickshaw
and left. S-Sir, I'm telling the truth. I just wanted to talk to her. I didn't intend to kill her.
Sadly I couldn't even speak to her. Now this secret would never be revealed that why she cheated on me. Why did she cheat on you? Fine. We'll let you go this time.
But don't assume that you have cleared our doubt. You'll remain a suspect until you are proven innocent. Understood, Sohan? Sir, if it isn't him then the next suspects
are those boys to whom Malini
spoke that night. Purvi!
Did you find anything? Sir, Malini was speaking
to six people that night.
Sunil. RJ. Imaan. Gaurav Mayank and Pratish.
Let's do this. Let's call all of them
to that restaurant and interrogate thoroughly. The murderer is one among them for sure. Sir, please solve this case
quickly.
The restaurant's reputation
is being tarnished. A girl has been murdered and all you care about is
the restaurant's reputation. All you care about is yourself. Think about the society as well.
Sir!
- Yes? Sir, I've called everyone
in intervals of 30 minutes. Okay. Good. Keep one thing in mind.
You were here
during the event, right? Yes, sir.
- So if anyone lies to us or tries to conceal facts inform us immediately. Okay? Sir, the girl was beautiful but equally boring. Everything she said
went over my head, completely. Sir, she didn't talk much to me.
Either she was shy,
or she wasn't interested in me. Sir, she was with me,
but at the same time she wasn't. What do you mean by that? Actually, sir,
she was talking to me but her focus was
on something else. She kept looking
at someone else.
Sir, I think she was wasting
both her own and our time. She wasn't interested
in selecting a life partner. Also, sir, her focus
was on something else. Sir, I liked her very much.
But she didn't like me, I guess. She liked some other guy
whom she spoke with enthusiasm. Who's that guy? Gaurav. Yes, sir.
We grew quite
comfortable with each other. In fact, we talked a lot. What did you
and Malini talked about? General things, sir. Favourite hobbies,
favourite music favourite colour and so on.
In fact, she got so nervous that
she spilled the juice on me. So, you must have exchanged
mobile numbers after the meeting. No, sir. We didn't
exchange our mobile numbers.
Because she said
that she'd meet me at a coffee shop 30 minutes
after the event was over. We've found traces
of Mexican food in her stomach. And coffee too. Okay.
So, Gaurav, you met her at
the coffee shop after the event? No, sir. I waited at the coffee
shop for her for two hours but she didn't show up. Are you speaking the truth? Sir, why would I lie? Okay. Will you treat us
to some coffee? Sure, sir.
Let's go there sometime.
- Why sometime? Right now. Shall we leave? Tell me, sir.
Which coffee will you have? Cold coffee with vanilla
ice cream is very famous here. I'll order that if you want. A cold coffee with
ice cream for me.
And..
- We can drink coffee later. Firstly, tell me, where were
you seated that day? Oh! Sir, I assumed
we were here to have coffee. But you're still investigating. The joy of drinking coffee after
the investigation is unique.
Hello, sir. I want to see
the CCTV footage of the night before yesterday, Manager. Sorry.
But CCTV cameras haven't been working
since last month. You didn't get them repaired! Sir, business hasn't
been going well.
Our cafe is already
facing a loss. I thought not to have extra
expenses in this situation. Okay. Look at this photograph.
Did this girl come here
on the night before yesterday? Sir, I don't exactly
remember much. Many people visit the cafe. Many people visit the cafe. Yet the cafe is facing losses.
You might have his bill
from the day before yesterday. Will you show it to me? Y-Yes, sir. Sir, here's the bill. It is of 11:40 p.M., 27Th July.
One mocha coffee
and one cappuccino coffee. You said that you were alone. So, how come the bill
is of two coffees? Sir, I ordered a coffee for her. What was I to do
if she didn't show up? I waited so long for her.
Sir, have a coffee with me now. I will. Definitely.
But after the case is solved. Okay, sir.
Then may I leave, please? Yes, you can leave.
Thank you very much.
- You're most welcome. Sir, this case has messed up my head. Where did Malini have coffee
if she didn't drink it here? What if Gaurav
has killed Malini? He called Malini to the
coffee shop to have coffee. She didn't come.
He was heartbroken.
So, he killed her. Anything is possible, Fredricks. Anything is possible
in this case. Her husband
could have killed her.
Or it could be
one of those boys. Or a third person? Do you remember?
Her camera is missing. It's the one who has a problem
with a photograph in that camera. If Malini's camera is missing,
then Malini must have captured such pictures with it which had bothered a person.
Sir, most people save
the pictures on the laptop after clicking photographs. Sir, there aren't
any photographs in the laptop. She might have saved them
over the internet. On her email account
or a personal website.
So, this means, sir,
these days photographs are saved on internet
straight from the camera! Yes, Fredricks. It is possible
through internet. Great! Sir. - Did you get it?
- Yes, sir.
Sir, I've found the website
where the pictures are saved and also, its password.
Have a look. Good. Show them to me. Sir, a video has been shot
with the camera right before she died.
Could it be that Malini
was killed due to this footage? It could be. It's a possibility. Looks like Malini
was spying on someone. Maybe she wanted
to expose someone.
And so, she was killed. Sir, we haven't been able to
learn much about Malini yet. Until now, it seemed that she
was speed dating. Then we learn
that she is married.
A professional
in the field of medicine. And now we learn that
she was spying on someone. And the investigation must be
connected to the medical field. Because in the footage, there
were lots of boxes of medicines.
Sir, the shadow we saw
in the footage could be the killer's.
- Let's check it out. The dates on the boxes..
They've expired! There's acetone
along with the medicines. Acetone? Sir, they can erase the expiry
date of the medicines with it and enter a new expiry date. Then they can
be introduced in the market to be sold.
They are playing with
people's lives for money! Malini had gone there
to expose this. Yes, sir. The murderer stole
Malini's camera. But he didn't know
that Malini had uploaded the entire footage
on the website before dying.
Sir, whom do you
want to meet? We are from CID. Sir, these medicine boxes
belong to our company. We can see that.
But what's going on here? Do you people sell
expired medicines? - No, sir. We are not involved
in any wrongdoing.
In fact, I have no clue
about this place. I see. Isn't this your godown? This is not our godown. In fact, our godown is situated in the basement
of this building.
You can check it, if you want. Someone must be
doing illegal things under our company's name. What do you do
with the expired medicines? Sir, we have a contract
with a company. They destroy all our expired
medicines.
We have records too. You can check it, if you want.
Wait a minute. Here it is.
You will get all the details. How come they have brand new
medicine boxes of your company? The company which is supposed
to destroy expired medicines is committing this fraud.
The name of the company is BTI Medical Waste Management
Company. Who is the point of contact
for this company? Mr. Gaurav Kumar.
- Gaurav Kumar? Are you referring to him?
- Yes, he is the one. Yes, he is the one.
Sir, how come
you have his photo? I am his big fan. Have you changed
all the locks or not? It's done, sir. Please take it. Get back to work quickly.
A lot of work is pending.
Go.
- What's the matter? You seem quite furious. Sir, you are here!
You could have called me. We didn't want to bother you.
So, we have come here. Sir, please don't leave
without having coffee.
I see. Have you ever had coffee
in jail? In jail?
- Yes. Get accustomed to that. Because you need to spend
the rest of your life in jail.
Sir, you are still
suspecting me! Why won't we? Because you are selling
expired medicines. What are you saying? We need to check your godown.
Show us. Sir, I had lost the key. I have just got
the duplicate key made.
You can ask my staff,
if you want. You lost the key!
- Yes, sir. How did you lose it?
- I don't know. Actually, when I went to the
speed dating event that day I was carrying the key.
And I lost it. You were carrying the key
on your date! Actually, I always keep
this key with me. I lost the key
for the first time. Did Malini steal the key? And after that she came here
to shoot a video.
Gaurav, you informed us that Malini had dropped juice
on you. What exactly had happened? Sir, actually, that night.. Hi.
- Hi. How many girlfriends
did you have before? I had a girlfriend.
Her name was Khushi.
I see.
Why did you break up with her? No one used
to take her seriously. Because whenever she
would cry, it seemed fake. Your sense of humour..
Oops! I am sorry. Your shirt..
It's okay.
It is my fault. After that,
I went to the washroom. Perhaps, the key was lost then. Malini had stolen my key!
- Yes.
She came here and collected
evidence against you. That's why, you killed her.
- It's a lie. I never met her
after that meeting. Show us the godown now.
You have the new key
with you, right? Let's go. Sir, this is the same place. Malini shot the video here. So, you are changing
expiry dates here.
Wow! Mr. Gaurav, do you destroy
expired medicines by changing its expiry date? People buy medicines
trusting you. And you are selling them poison. I have neither dealt
in medicines as you say nor have I killed Malini.
You're lying! That night, Malini stole
your card in the restaurant and came here. She shot the video here. After that she went to
a coffee shop to use internet
to upload the photo. Excuse me.
Wi-Fi password? Yes, thank you.
And when she
left the coffee shop you followed her. And you killed her
the moment you got the chance. You threw her body
in the sea, didn't you? Sir, I didn't even come
to the godown that night. You don't believe me, right?
Ask the watchman, then! We saw a shadow
in the footage.
Who was it? Sir, I don't know. Is that so?
Well, you will know now. Let's go. Tell us something.
Did your boss come here
on the night of day before yesterday? No, sir. He didn't. Is that so?
What about this woman? Was she here? Excuse me, ma'am!
W-Who are you? And what are you doing here
at this hour? Well, I.. What! - I came
to the wrong address.
Sorry. Hey! Listen! Perhaps, it was his shadow. Did anyone else come
apart from this lady? No, sir. No one else
came here that night.
Did you hear him, sir?
I told you, it's not my fault. You've been after me
for no reason. If not that,
then what else should we do? The business of fake medicines is being carried out
under your watch. Sir, I don't do this.
My job is to only
contact the pharma companies so that they come and collect
their old medicines. In fact, I don't even
come to office regularly. All right, who keeps an eye on
the godown on a regular basis? You must have an employee here,
right? Yes, sir. Pratish.
He is
the operations manager here. Pratish? In the dating event,
the other day we spoke to Pratish too. Pratish was there, right? Yes, sir. What if Pratish
saw Malini steal the key and then he followed her? Let's meet this guy.
Sir I found this broken mobile,
camera and purse. Sir! Sir, he is trying to escape
from there! Pratish, there's
no point in lying now. The CID know everything. Sir, I made a mistake.
Malini worked in
the CBT Hospital. When the medicines
stopped working a few patients lost their lives. After that..
Then she took a vow. That she will find out
why the medicines stopped working and who is responsible for that.
Malini became suspicious
of you and your company. That's why she went to
the speed dating event in order to spy. The same event where you
and Gaurav planned to go. Yes, sir.
But what could I do?
I was compelled. I was helpless. In order to hide my one crime I committed another. I killed Malini.
I killed her.
But why did you steal
her mobile and purse? So that..
So that you guys think it was a case of robbery. Robbery. But you forgot
to take her expensive watch and diamond ring. Right? You killed my life!
I'll kill you! Stop.
- I will kill you! The law will punish him.
He will die,
but not at your hands. It will be the noose..
- Do you want to have sex? - We just had sex.
- Yeah, but that was like 20 minutes ago - You're right. I'm down. Right here?
- Right now. - Alright, I'm pulling over.
- A'ight! - Hey babe.
- Huh-hu? Do you want to have sex? - No, I'm good.
- Same.
- Right?
- Yeah. So I know we've been together for a year now...
And I think it's time Time for what? Oh my God! No no no! No I mean: yes yes yes yes yes! Babe, I know we've been married for a really long time, and I wanted to spice things up, so... Hey, what are you doing? [Harjit laughs maniacally] Oh my God! I wanna kill you! I hate you!
[Harjit still laughs] Oh... It's gonna be a big one.
[Fart] Here comes... Oh it's going to be LOUD! Come on!! IT'S COMING! EVERYONE OUT! Here goes another one... - Hey babe?
- Hey! - Need to talk to you about something.
- Hum? So, the other day, I felt a little weird... Because you know, I haven't had my period for a while, so I thought, you know, I got a little worried...
And maybe take a pregnancy test and... Can't believe I'm saying this, but: we're having a baby. BABE?! Hey! This is your responsibility too! Oh my God! Babe! Babe, the results are in! - Are you ready?
- Yeah! - We're having a baby!
- Oh, congratulations! - I'm gonna call my mom, okay?
- Okay! [Chanting] having a baby... F*ck...
- Hey babe!
- Hey... SURPRISE! Oh! Babe! Thank you so much! They're so pretty! I love them! - Hey babe!
- Hey! - I have a surprise for you, close your eyes.
- Okay... Surprise! - What's this?
- It's my laundry! Can you clean it by tomorrow 10AM, please? I love you! - I'm not doing your laundry!
- I love you so much baby, thank you! Oh my God! Gross! Good morning!
- Oh, baby, your breath smells so good! - Really? - Yeah!
- I just woke up, I don't know. Oh God...
Harjit!
- Hum? - Harjit, wake up! Wake up!
- What? - I gotta tell you something.
- What?! - Jaz, man! Every freaking time!
[Jaz laughs] Good morning! Hey babe, what did the shoe said to the other shoe?
- What? - Let's kick it!
[Laughter] - So funny! Cause they're shoes! [What?] Babe, I don't know what we're gonna do, this bill is no joke. Yo, I have a friend named Bill at work though and he's so jokes... Oh God babe! Is everything a joke to you? Okay, how about you and Bill get together... And you guys pay that off? Babe...
- I'm so excited for date night!
- Oh my God me too! - So we hit the movies...
- Okay! - And then, museum
- Yeah! - I wanna see dinosaurs! And then, the zoo!
[Scream in excitment] I'm so excited! -Hey babe, what are we gonna do tonight?
- I think we could go to the movies, no? - Like go to the movies?
- Yeah like pop corn, nachos, kind of. Are you stupid? Movies definitely does not fit in our monthly budget! Maybe if you had'nt bought a chocolate bar the other day, we would have been able to go. You're the one that wanted a chocolate bar in the first place - You're the one who ate it.
- Because you said you were on a diet And you didn't want it anymore.
- It's called a receipt. You're gonna charge me on a chocolate bar? - Why don't you just make the budget bigger?
- Why don't you get another job? I have two jobs already! - Get another one!
- Who has three jobs?.
